Chocolate Rain

Mar 9

raideo:

thefrogman:

An original I made for Slacktory.

another post that- if I don’t reblog, you can assume I’m dead.

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penguintim:

Joss Whedon and George R. R. Martin walk into a bar. Everybody you love dies,
Then Steven Moffat walks in. Everybody comes back to life without explanation, re-affirms their heterosexuality, flirts with the main character and the feminist movement is set back 50 years

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Feb 6
suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this
I fucking almost scrolled past this
Nov 11

suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this

I fucking almost scrolled past this

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freeindie:

X
Sep 25

freeindie:

X

neonbrightblack:

Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party.
Sep 25

neonbrightblack:

Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party.

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Sep 25

dontcareforgob:

elizabethactual:

shelbylynnmarie:

captveitingtveit:

unepetitecourge:

mcavoys:

Impressionist sings ‘Total Eclipse of the Heart’ as 19 different divas

splashofcolorinaseaofgray:

You need to stop everything you’re doing and watch this.

0:50 - Adele
1:36 - Cher
1:44 - Judy Garland
1:51 - Patti LuPone
1:58 - Kristin Chenoweth
2:07 - Edith Piaf
2:24 - Bette Midler
2:37 - Julie Andrews
2:51 - Liza Minelli
3:01 - Bernadette Peters
3:10 - Adele
3:18 - Gwen Stefani
3:27 - Zooey Deschanel
3:45 - Britney Spears
3:51 - Shakira
3:58 - Alanis Morissette
4:04 - Norah Jones
4:13 - Christina Aguilera
4:22 - Celine Dion
5:12 - Barbra Streisand
5:41 - Celine Dion
5:48 - Kristin Chenoweth
5:53 - Julie Andrews
6:00 - Adele

I thought I died on Bette Midler, but then there was Celine Dion.

JULIE ANDREWS

Oi. I can’t breathe.

THIS IS A TREASURE. 

Now I wanna hear Celine Dion do a version of Total Eclipse for realsies tho

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"When someone tells you, “I love you,” and then you feel, “Oh, I must be worthy after all,” that’s an illusion. That’s not true. Or someone says, “I hate you,” and you think, “Oh, God, I knew it; I’m not very worthy,” that’s not true either. Neither one of these thoughts hold any intrinsic reality. They are an overlay. When someone says, “I love you,” he is telling you about himself, not you. When someone says, “I hate you,” she is telling you about herself, not you. World views are self views—literally."

- Adyashanti  (via larmoyante)

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Sep 25
simplyjnguyen:

Twenty Dollars 
A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked. “Who would like this $20 bill?”
Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this.” 
He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked. “Who still wants it?” Still the hands were up in the air.
“Well,” he replied, “what if I do this?” He dropped it on the
ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. “Now, who still wants it?”
Still the hands went into the air.
“My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No
matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20.
Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless; but no matter what happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. 
Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still
priceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes, not in what we do or who we know, but by …WHO WE ARE.
You are special - don’t ever forget it.”
This post always shows up in my life when I need to hear it most.
Sep 25

simplyjnguyen:

Twenty Dollars 

A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked. “Who would like this $20 bill?”

Hands started going up. He said, “I am going to give this $20 to one of you - but first, let me do this.” 

He proceeded to crumple the 20 dollar note up. He then asked. “Who still wants it?” Still the hands were up in the air.

“Well,” he replied, “what if I do this?” He dropped it on the

ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. “Now, who still wants it?”

Still the hands went into the air.

“My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No

matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless; but no matter what happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. 

Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still

priceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes, not in what we do or who we know, but by …WHO WE ARE.

You are special - don’t ever forget it.”

This post always shows up in my life when I need to hear it most.

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youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

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Sep 25
Sep 25

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